Thursday, June 4, 2020

Episode 1: The Time Traveler

Polly Pocket doll lies on fold-out sofa staring at television with blue screen, thinking "Oh, great, no signal."

Polly Pocket doll lies on fold-out-sofa staring at television screen with a face showing on it, thinking, "OK, now it's working."

Polly Pocket doll lies on fold-out sofa, shouting "YIKES!" as older style Polly Pocket doll falls out of television screen.

Old style Polly Pocket doll stands by television with blue screen, saying, "Hi! I'm Polly Pocket!" New style Polly Pocket doll lies on fold-out sofa, saying, "What.... But I'M Polly Pocket!"

New style and old style Polly Pocket dolls stand between television with blue screen and fold-out sofa. Old style Polly Pocket doll says, "It's a really long story." New style Polly Pocket doll shouts, "Stay back!" and then says, "You ever heard of quarantine?" Old style Polly Pocket doll says, "We don't have COVID-19 in 1993."

New style Polly Pocket doll stands by fold-out sofa where old style Polly Pocket doll is lying down. New style Polly Pocket doll shouts, "You're from 1993?" Old style Polly Pocket doll says, "Specifically, I am you from 1993." New style Polly Pocket doll says, "That's insane." Old style Polly Pocket doll says, "Relax. You can't catch a virus from your past self. I don't think."

New style Polly Pocket doll and old style Polly Pocket doll lie on fold-out sofa together, staring at television with blue screen. New style Polly Pocket doll says, "If you are me, then why don't I remember this?" Old style Polly Pocket doll says, "The timeline was reset. Again." New style Polly Pocket doll says, "I've been in quarantine too long." Old style Polly Pocket doll says, "Can't argue with that."

New style Polly Pocket doll and old style Polly Pocket doll lie on fold-out sofa together, staring at television with screen showing a gray yeti. Old style Polly Pocket doll says, "Let's just chill and binge-watch some more of your show." New style Polly Pocket says, "This is a completely different channel."

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